Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Conversation with Grandma

Here's the beginning of an actual conversation with my Grandmother:
Me: hello?
Grandma: hello, hello?
Me: Hi Grandma, so nice of you to call.
Grandma: It's your grandmother: don't you recognize my voice?
Me: Yes, I do. That's why I said "Hi Grandma".

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

This Week's New Yorker

This week's New Yorker has a cartoon that just blew my mind. It is a picture of a man and a woman sitting at a bar. The man says to the woman, "is it horny in here, or is it just me?" Brilliant.